30 Days Of Halloween

*MANDATORY FOR HALLOWEEN.
American Horror Story
First Season was stunning. 
Second Season- Holy Shit-Run. Cry. Scream. Wet yourself. Hide. Cry some more. 

--Just a few of the images we've recorded, and you can see it isn't...it isn't what we thought. There's been no war here, and no terraforming event. The environment is stable.
But the minds of the writers are not. 

* You will sleep with the lights on. You will want to watch Disney Movies or Winnie the Pooh episodes after this. You will be terrified. 

Days Until Halloween: 7

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Praise for The Walking Dead Season III from Burgermouth

"All of last season's budget went to this season"

"Rick finally becomes a badass in this season."

New & Improved Rick

Praise from Rachel T 

"At least they're finally off of that fucking farm." 

 "Daryl Dixon is even sexy with a necklace full of zombie ears."  

BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!! 

The Walking Dead. Catch it on Sunday's. 

 Days Until Halloween: 10

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Our Festive Frightful Happy Homey Halloween Beer

It's Pumpkin Flavored!!

Movie Watched: 

AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK

Who names their kid Thackery Binx????

Days Until Halloween: 16

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Jack-'o-lantern ,Jack-'o-lantern
You are such a funny sight
As you sit there in the window
Looking out at the night
You were once a little pumpkin
Growing on a sturdy vine
Now you are a Jack-'o-lantern
See the candle light shine!

Days Until Halloween: 17

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Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first in the charmed pot!

Three Cauldrons for three Roommates

Days Until Halloween: 18

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The second best ride at Disney World: The Haunted Mansion 
The first, obviously being Pirates of the Caribbean. 

Days Until Halloween: 22

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Movie of the Day: 

Rachel: I love Fran Kranz
Melissa: You say his last name different every time. 
Rachel: Kronz...Krins...Kreenz...It's because I don't know how to say it. 
Burger Mouth: Fran Crayons
Rachel: Like crayons?
Burger Mouth: Yes. 
Rachel: There's no way it's Crayons
Burger Mouth: I'm pretty sure it is
Melissa: Crayons. It's Crayons.
Burger Mouth: Or maybe it's Fraaaaaaaahz Khaaaaaanz. 'Cause it's German
Rachel: THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
Melissa: Now you can never be in love!

Rachel: How do they get the monsters back in the boxes?

Burger Mouth: They have the interns do it! That's why THE CLEAN UP IS SO MESSY!!!!!!!!!!!

Days Until Halloween: 23

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Sunday Funnies from Years Past.

Days Until Halloween: 25

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Things that our house is lacking that we need before Halloween:

A couple of pumpkins to carve & eat

A cauldron to keep candy in

Days Until Halloween: 28

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Although Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark are advertised as 'Ages 9 and Up' the illustrations are so twisted and disturbing that they are prone to giving grown men night terrors. Paired with these bone chilling hair raising stories, the Scary Stories trilogy is a MUST for Halloween times.

       

Days Till Halloween: 29

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Let's Kick things off shall we....

Meet Mr. Bojangles, our newest family member. Mr. Bojangles enjoys terrifying roguish cutthroats on the lookout for buried treasure, dancing to bongo's in New Orleans, and watching the Hallmark channel. 

He's a tad sassy. 

Here is one of Mr. Bojangles favorite songs, he hopes you enjoy.

Die Die We All Pass Away

Scary Movie of the Day: Are You Afraid of the Dark
Alternative Titles: In-Which-Rachel-Turns-All-The-Lights-On-In-The-House
Lessons Learned: 1. Faeries don't always do good things like grant wishes
2. LISTEN TO YOUR CHILDREN! THEY ARE TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!

Burgermouth: WHAT HAPPENED?
Rachel: They cut up all of Katie Holm's clothes!!
Burgermouth: Obviously faeries are a fan of fringe fashion. 

Days Until Halloween: 30