The Harmony Joy of Acting
You can't give up Star Wars! You can give up heroin...
- Katie
I would rather blow a hobo than do yard work.
- Harmony
- Katie
I would rather blow a hobo than do yard work.
- Harmony
He’s attractive the way a grey sock is attractive. Ehhhhhhhhh, but sensible.
- Katie
God Harmony it’s 8:30…. A.M. and you’re still whipping it out. Like a dude.
- Rachel
This is our life. Eating gummie bears and drinking on the floor. We should be a CSF motivational poster.
- Katie
I'M LIKE A PANDA BEAR! When they have two cubs they get confused so they kill one. I am TRYING to CHANGE my WAYS!!!- Rachel
That's why the Irish hate the British. Because they look like potatoes.
- Melissa
Melissa: Maybe we can do Macy's Winter Wonderland thing.
Katie: Too bad we missed the Macy's Day Parade. Oh wait, that's not here. Whens Macy's Day? Is that real? Did I make that up?
Katie: Stop making fun of R-Patz. How would you like it if I made fun of Harriet Tubman?
Rachel: She’s resilient.
Katie: Cameron Diaz looks like a crumpled plastic bag.
Melissa: And if you inflate that bag it looks like Meg Ryan. Dear God! If you inflate Cameron Diaz's face she becomes Meg Ryan!
Katie: Cameron Diaz looks like a crumpled plastic bag.
Melissa: And if you inflate that bag it looks like Meg Ryan. Dear God! If you inflate Cameron Diaz's face she becomes Meg Ryan!
Harmony: We either accept you-
Melissa: Or kill you-
Rachel: Or we cripple you and release you back into the wild to warn the others.
Melissa: Can I have a plate?
Rachel: Plates. Where we’re going we’re not going to need…. plates.
Katie: Where we’re going we’re going to need troughs.
Rachel: Are we going back to Paris?
Melissa: You may exchange espressos!
Katie: May your froth always be creamy and white!
Katie: Bring the diapery!
Rachel: Diapery?
Katie: It’s like a royal diaper only delivered to you by Italians with outrageous mustaches!
Rachel: I thought he was cute until I found out he’s from Appalachia!
Harmony: So…he has like seven inbred sisters, a cousin locked in the basement-
Katie: And no cable!
Harmony: Just go to the pharmacy and get Plan B
Katie: But they judge you! They judge you harshly!
Rachel: Well it’s either Plan B or a handle of Vodka and some stairs. Take your pick.
Katie: So we’re getting there abound 10 pm. Now…. this may be the time for a taxi.
Rachel: Or a rapist.
Melissa: So, how American are we?
Katie: Yea, French pastries are great but they would be better with BBQ.
Katie: How did you spot Eli Roth so fast?
Melissa: I wouldn't have known it was him had we not just seen those films. Plus I thought, 'This looks like a guy Rachel would date'.
Rachel: I know. My thoughts were "JewBearSexyViolenceMARRYME!"
Rachel: Can we talk about how hot Quinn is this season on Dexter?
Katie: If by hot you mean a MAJOR douche-bag.
Rachel: Yea, but that's what makes him attract-OH FUCK. I have a problem.
Katie: How did you spot Eli Roth so fast?
Melissa: I wouldn't have known it was him had we not just seen those films. Plus I thought, 'This looks like a guy Rachel would date'.
Rachel: I know. My thoughts were "JewBearSexyViolenceMARRYME!"
Melissa: Ew. It tastes like soap. That doesn't mean I'm going to stop eating it.
Katie: I kinda like it.
Rachel: Can we talk about how hot Quinn is this season on Dexter?
Katie: If by hot you mean a MAJOR douche-bag.
Rachel: Yea, but that's what makes him attract-OH FUCK. I have a problem.
