Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

I totally meant to be productive this weekend. I went blackberry picking but got harassed by a bunch of spiders and was like hot damn spiders I just want the berries I'm not going to rip down your web or eat you. Gawd. Then I was like, ok, I have to buckle down and work but I ended up hanging out with zombies and a Bear Jew instead. Weird.

XOXO, Rachel

Dear Diary,

This week was crazy! People at work got the plague, and mugged. And then I met a bunch of zombies and Eli Roth at a party. And it was my mom's birthday (shout-out!) And Dave Matthews came into my work today! Too. Weird. And it was the last episode of Doctor Who! :( And the re-discovery of verymarykate.com. :) Watch it, Harmony! Hope next week is great! Thanks, Diary!

XOXO, Melissa


Dear Diary,
Why the fuck is "Snow White" carrying a shield with the Tree of Gondor on it?
Just sayin......