You're letting me down, son. I get the driving up the hills on ice sucks. Which is why my car has been parked 12 blocks away for the past day and a half. But the snow is slush now. The roads are basically clear. It's barely snowing. It's not even that pretty anymore! By the way people shut down their lives, I expected this to be Chicago-style snow. Ok, it was for about 18 hours, I'll give you that. But, Seattle, you better impress me tonight. I want a fucking snow day and I want it now!
Love,
Melissa
*Update: Seattle, you've done good! Snow Day Pictures!
Dear Seattle,
I love that the snow is pretty and that you've let Melissa and I openly geek out in the snow. (Melissa building the Snow Dalek and I humming the Ice Dance song from Edward Scissorhands all day at work.) BUT although I get that the buses cannot make it up the hills I really really don't want to walk my ass two miles to go to Harbucks both ways, every time I have to work.
Some advice Seattle: Learn how to fucking clear the streets. This means proper plows. Also, people of Seattle, ever heard of a shovel? They come in handy for these things called sidewalks. It's your own damn fault you're slipping and sliding to work while I glide seamlessly past your falling asses like Legolas in the pass of Caradhras.
One more thing Seattle, 'black ice' is ice you cannot see. It's invisible. The stuff on the ground right now is just called ice.
Love,
Rachel
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