Melissa:
Today is Melissa's Brother's Birthday!!! He's 21, and will probably not be drinking because he "has class in the morning." Fuck that shit and drink, kid! You're Asian; I demand you be as red-faced as I was on my birthday! (just don't drink with Welshies, like I did on my birthday. That ended in my tears on the streets of Covent Garden).
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