I hate zombie times. Zombies times is shit-my-pants times. Zombies times is scary times. I hate zombies so much that if I see someone dressed as a zombie on Halloween I run screaming in the other direction. (You think I'm joking.) Even though zombies scare me, I am hooked on your show.
That being said...
ZOMBIE TIMES IS NOT SOAP OPERA TIMES. I thought I signed up to watch a show about humans fighting zombies when really it's like watching As The World Turns or some shit like that. Here are some things I would like to see happen before the end of the season
- Do NOT have the pregnant chick make decisions! She's hormonal and doesn't know what she's doing. If anything, have a zombie eat the fetus.
- Stop fucking up Glen's love life. He doesn't have a lot of options in zombie times so a moral compass is not something he needs to gain.
- More Boondock Saints guy!!! He made a fucking necklace out of ears, of ears, and then disappeared from the show.
- Who's the chick that's in shock laying in the bed? Where did she come from and why do we care?
- As much as I hate to say it MORE ZOMBIES. MORE ZOMBIE FIGHTS AND DID I MENTION MORE ZOMBIES.
Dare I compare your show o Walking Dead TV writers to that of Lost where they fell so high and so hard and fucked everything after the first couple of seasons? You have comic books to follow. Stop trying to put your own creative spin on things and follow the comics. Without the brilliance of those writers you wouldn't have a job.
Oh yea, and can we please leave the fucking farm already?!!
XOXO,
Rachel
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