Book Club

Melissa: 


For a while we tried to have a real book club. We read My Booky Wook, Kathy Griffin's Autobiography, and Secret Diary of a London Call Girl. But in the end, this is pretty much what the book club came down to. 

This Rant Does Not Represent The Views Of The Quadriforce, Just Me

I understand now. What it's about. I had a revelation in the shower. This flash of genius struck me so hard and fast that I almost blacked out. I admit, I let out a guffaw, a chuckle, a crow even when I realized- it was like a great weight had been lifted from my shoulders. It was like I was being led out of Egypt to the promised land. (To soon...?)


I don't believe in Christians. 


I can hear you laugh, people of the earth, but I'm pretty sure the universe understands me. Think about it. If  these CHRISTians were really following Christ and his teachings, there would only be one church united under Jesus.


BUT-


Since all these so called Christians are constantly at war with each other, proclaiming their church or branch to be the 'right one'  they are obviously not following Christ as they claim. So they can't be real.


(I'm not saying Jesus didn't exist. I whole heartily believe that he walked the earth, barefoot, floppy curly hair bouncing as he strolled, with a sparkle in his dark eyes and a jovial tune coming from his lips. )


Society agrees on Santa Claus and he doesn't exist. (Or does he....?) He is a jolly man who flies in a sleigh and delivers presents via chimney. He's addicted to cookies and wears a red suit lined with white fur. I believe in Santa Claus more than Christians because Santa Claus knows what he stands for.


Christians don't exist, just like the devil, Hayden Christensen, and woman's rights. All those things are just stories made up by adults and politicians to scare us. 


The world makes more sense now, doesn't it? 

♥ Rachel 

Safety

Melissa: 
I cannot tell you how awesome it is that I don't have to search youtube high and low for our videos. I just type in the Quadriforce and there we are! Along with some dude talking about Zelda.


Here's our latest video. A sneak of what it's like living with the Quad.


Also check out our twitter.


Also our Youtube Page


Also our Facebook!


And as always, I wanna thank our fans in Russia for watching!

Dear Fake Irish Guy

Dear Fake Irish Guy,

Fuck you. Just because you're super smexy, a mix between my 15-year-old-crush-Steve-Maxwell and Alexander Skarsgard does not mean that you can charm your way into the Quad's hearts. 

I know you were super wasted claiming it was your B-day but how old were you? 24? 26? Did you honestly think we were going to buy you a drink?You said you were born in '84 then '86. The Quadriforce would have been forgiving because you were cute but COME. ON. 


You can't fool the Quad. We've traveled the world baby, there and back again. We've been to Dublin. We've partied in Dublin. Hell, we were hungover like true Irishmen in Dublin. So don't say you're from Dublin and then proceed to tell us that Dubliners don't pronounce 'three' like 'tree'. Your fake accent SUCKED. 


Your fake accent was so bad it made me wish that I was back in Rome. Yea. That bad.  


That's why, Fake Irish Guy, we tried to steal your jacket. We would have gotten away with it too if you hadn't sent your British friend to find it for you. I saw the scared-deer-in-the-headlights look you were giving our male friend. You know what a real Irishman would have done? STARTED A FUCKING FIGHT!!!!!!!! But you, Fake Irish Guy, ran away in fear. Which means you're probably pussyshit from the O.C. or some awful place like that where real men don't exist. 


Also, trying to pawn off a German beer as a Irish beer? HAVE YOU NO SHAME FAKE IRISH MAN?!!! It's bad enough that we all know Seattle barely ever carries any beer stronger than water but also Melissa will own your ass when it comes to beer. (And the Beatles.) 


(OMG. Beer & Beatles-new Quad cooking/traveling show idea?) 


                 Anyway...


I hope I see you around Seattle, Fake Irish Guy because I will punch you in the face. 
Because I'm half Irish, and that's what we do. 


                 XOXO,
                       Rachel 

Unexpected theme song

So this is what the girls and I talk about first thing in the morning while sitting around in onies.

Because I can't get over this picture

HARMONY IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melissa:

 

So Harmony is here in Seattle, visiting us! We spent yesterday out and about, and today we are filming! 

Tomorrow we are seeing my show. And then Seattle best beware!!! 

QUADRIFORCE!!!