This Rant Does Not Represent The Views Of The Quadriforce, Just Me

I understand now. What it's about. I had a revelation in the shower. This flash of genius struck me so hard and fast that I almost blacked out. I admit, I let out a guffaw, a chuckle, a crow even when I realized- it was like a great weight had been lifted from my shoulders. It was like I was being led out of Egypt to the promised land. (To soon...?)


I don't believe in Christians. 


I can hear you laugh, people of the earth, but I'm pretty sure the universe understands me. Think about it. If  these CHRISTians were really following Christ and his teachings, there would only be one church united under Jesus.


BUT-


Since all these so called Christians are constantly at war with each other, proclaiming their church or branch to be the 'right one'  they are obviously not following Christ as they claim. So they can't be real.


(I'm not saying Jesus didn't exist. I whole heartily believe that he walked the earth, barefoot, floppy curly hair bouncing as he strolled, with a sparkle in his dark eyes and a jovial tune coming from his lips. )


Society agrees on Santa Claus and he doesn't exist. (Or does he....?) He is a jolly man who flies in a sleigh and delivers presents via chimney. He's addicted to cookies and wears a red suit lined with white fur. I believe in Santa Claus more than Christians because Santa Claus knows what he stands for.


Christians don't exist, just like the devil, Hayden Christensen, and woman's rights. All those things are just stories made up by adults and politicians to scare us. 


The world makes more sense now, doesn't it? 

♥ Rachel